2nd?? 3rd?? week of sch...

haiz haiz...
sch...
lol...
sch....
sux....

okay....
let's see...since oc...
wad happened...
there was the catholic CCA orientation for sec ones...
went to lt1 during PSE...
found the 102 gang thre...
tried to convince them to join ycs of course but the damned -----------s(^^) go join other ccas... =(
T_T
ouch...
weird thing was bervyn said elvina(she was there to give the presentation) is his brother's organ teacher...
o.O
and he says he wants to join ycs...
still not sure yet whr he actually IS tho...
oh yea i found out another thing during the orientationl...
elvina told psp that he was incharge of the sji performance for music fest...
and she said there was another thing called talenttime...
non-ycs ppl can perform...
i bet you know what i was thinking,....
YONG HAN AND I PERFORM!!!
yayayayayay....

after that went to canteen...bumped into yong han...(he was hiding behind the staircase and jumped on me...)
then met psp and went to hall for CNY celebration rehearsal...(yong han just extra-ing cos he was bored)
wad i hav to do is read the opening prayer...wouldn't be too bad except that it's in chinese...
haiz...just cos i'm in ycs and higher chinese man...
more than that....i have to do some sharing for the CNY mass too...
huh!?!?!?
walao...
well at least i'm not doing the hymns... ^^
lol...

today was inter-class...
we won the first match!! OMG 331 won a soccer match!
daniel scored the only goal...

then next match we lost...
the keeper(wasn't me at that time) somehow kicked the ball high in the air behind him...
other team got a free header into an open goal...
needless to say they scored...
last match we lost again...
deflection...(off the same keeper as last match who wasn't keeper that time...i was keeper)
and goal... for other team...

haiz...
well...we were last...
and got eliminated...
and got to go home early ^^
...
hahaz...
oh well...
no one would have expected 331 to be inter-class champions anyway...
oh yah and prospammer paid a visit too...
for fun...
then on the bus home i saw an nj girl...
she stays in my condo too...
random...

more randomness is joshua...
sec one from oc...
bugging me abt wat ncc air is like...
then i had to ask kevin...blah blah blah...
then he had some random conv with his fren with me in it but i was away...
o.O
then he left...
then i got bak to the com and was like huh?
had a quick chat with his fren...(female....sec 2 apparently and from malaysia...)
that was yest...
today....found out that other's from 102 also know about her...
like huh??
then shawn...(also 102)
added me on msn then asked me if a girl was hot or not...
wtf???????????? random...
lolzaz....
and he wants to learn how to do a baby freeze...
so i made an appointment with him on thur after sch at the rock wall...
musn't forget...(mental note...don't forget)
i don't really find much point/meaning in blogging these days...haiz oh well...

(btw i updated songs...)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

Merry Christmas!!

yoz...
okayz...wad happend in the last four days??
let's see...
hmm frankly i don't rmbr...
lol...
okay okay i'll just stick to today...
today was supposed to meet kevin and yong han at toa payoh mrt at 10am...
got a call from kevin(waking me up)asking if i got his sms asking if can change time to 9...
it was 8.40...
so i hurried and changed,brush teeth...
my mum helped me photocopy the homework for kevin
then my dad dropped me off at bishan where we were gonna meet since i'd woken up late...
went up to the golden village cinema...
didn't see them outside it...
the cinema was closed though...
so went down so i cld have breakfast...
haiz braces were tightened so eating problems again...
had macs...
then went bak up to cinema it was still closed...
went in under the gate and asked wat time they are open..
they say 10.30...we got like one hour plus to spend...
went into some weird place called virtualand...
from outside you cant tell it's actually an arcade...
i dished out 20bucks...considered it their christmas present...
then realised we'd have 40 tokens to spend..
tried to ask for $10 worth but they no change cos just opened...(true...we were just outside when they opened the gates...)
(in the end they paid me bak like more than half of the money anyway...)
played some basketball....some daytona...anything to use up the 40 tokens...
played some random DJ thing which was fun and i owned yong han and kevin who were combining their forces....
went bak to cinema...found out earliest time for yes man was 1.50pm...
went down and walked a bit...passed best and saw an xbox 360 for demo...
i played GH3...
not as fun using the xbox controller...guitar better...
of course yong han was like...fk lah GH again...
i beat him on the same song though...
then kevin and yong han went to cinema to buy the tickets...
then two small kids came over and their mom left them next to the xbox...
i finished then i gave them the controller and they switched to ironman...
T-T
they stole my xbox 360!!! @%*#
lol...
then yong han and kevin came bak with the tickets and the kids left...
then yong han tried ironman...
then played the devil may cry 4 demo...
was fun...
then wandered arnd...
went bak to arcade...
this time yong han treated...
played the same stuff...randomness...
saw an air hockey table with no goals and one side missing...o.O
then ate at food court b4 movie...
movie was quite funny lah...
finished...
went to yong han's house...
played halo of course...got owned...
juggernaut...owned...
haiz...
then...we played PGR4...
finally a type of game i'm good at!
played an oval track first...
i used a lamborghini...with my detestment of rear wheel drive cars...
yong han let kevin use the fastest car...ferrari FXX or smth like that...
still speed isn't everything!
i beat kevin...
then yong han played and i beat him...
lolz i nvr even plae that game b4...
beat him...ahahaha...
then switched to a more technical track...
i still beat him...
boooyah!
lolz...
but then i tried to look for skyline...
you noe...the all-powerful super-pro skyline?
dun hv...
dun even hv nissan cars in this second-rate lame cheap game...
so i settled for an evo...
evo vs lamborghini...
not good odds...
okay fine HORRIBLE odds...
i lost.
and then i realised i was late for getting home so had to zao...
but then of course before i go i had to do a little somthin somthin...
yong han wanted to learn some new footwork??
lol...
got some pics...up load next post... ^

oh yeah...and wei chong is a dumbass....
me, him and his gf were playing then he suddenly dc...
wc ask me tell gf his internet spoil wat she say...
she say i luv u...
wc say gf won't say tat one...
gf say why wc dun believe...
wc say "wadever i wan go sleep"
wtf???
....idiot.....
now he break with her...
and the weird thing is now i tink she likes ME....
or maybe she's using me to get bak at wc...make him jealous...
i dno...
but wadever it is i dun play games to get gf...
whether it's real or online....
so i dun tink i'll get a gf...
wadever yur opinion><
woops it's late shall post pics 2moro
nite...

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

yoz i hv no idea how long it's been since holidays started...

how long has it been???
i have totaly lost track...

oh well...what i noe is there's still a long way till next year...
the horrors of sec 3...

Pros:
modern dance/hip hop IEP??
orientation camp =D (rubbing it in darryl harhar) PSL PSL!!
um...i dunno...
i noe two ppl going to that class...make that three...
one of them is julian..
so imma gonna haf ta spend da next two years hearing julian go on about hey did you watch Ben 10 last night??
or maybe Batman...
(he still hasn't noticed i stole the batmobile and took it for a ride=P)

Cons:
listening to julian go on about Gwen and how he IS batman...
10 subjects??(not sure havn't counted yet lol)
new teachers
PSLTC(ARGH SOMEBODY KILL(or injure) ME)
scouts.....

sheesh...
just the scouts part epically overshadows the pros of sec three...

okay enough grieving about a life destroying mistake...
(speaking of a BIG mistake...there was scouts 2day)
TOTAL waste of time if you ask me...
not just that...it was 8 hours of wastage...

ohkay...
hmm now what??

haiz guitar hero no work on the tv at home...
it lagz...
(not as in computer kindof lag)
like the video and audio is behind the ps3...

so bringing it back to grandma house...

breakdance....breakdance....Breakdance...Breakdance...BREAKDance...BREAKDANCE...
hello.
hi.
BREAKDANCE
ohkay what have i to say about the controversial(or at least when i'm part of it) topic??





i suk....
okay no surprise there...
(still, no need for you to rub it in...)
anyway....my footwork=>Baby freeze transition is slightly better than before...
i can sweep from a more front position now
maybe i'll learn more from hip hop IEP next year...
(i REALLY wanna learn how to choreograph an actual dance)

i'm also learning the beat to the song what you got by colby o' donis (ft. akon)
so yong han and i can perform it.
i realise my previous attempt to imitate/translate the beatbox sounds into text was...to say the least an epic fail...
so i won't burden you with more.

alright...
let's see if i can think of any lame jokes to add here...
(from ACE camp or PSLTC or wadever)

which is cooler, water or ice?

water.because "water cooler"


why did a guy throw a 42" plasma tv out a plane window?

because he was insane.

why did a guy throw a watch out a plane window?

cos he wanted to see time fly.


a guy fell off the roof of a 100 storey building,landed on the cement-paved(hence VERY HARD and VERY UNSOFT)sidewalk. a wild bull from the firestation two blocks away came over and rammed him onto the middle of the road(the bull seemed satisfied after that and went back to resume his sentry duty).the guy was run over by a motorbike who thought he was roadkill and decided to turn him into road "overkill".then he got hit by a rainstorm of frogs...and also a flying bus...
in the end the man survived. how come??

ANS: he was lucky. =D

oho...kae...
yea...i'm bored...
and just trying to liven up my blog just a teensy bit...

that's all yo...if you've had patience to read until here...gratz...
you will probably make a good doctor(get it?? patience? patients??)
hahahaha....
nvm...i'm lame as hell(even worse...i might be as lame as ocy)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

boredz?? ^.^

today was bored before cathecism...so decided to chat with someone i haven't had a chat with for a long time. SmarterChild.



so a few quotes from our interesting conversation.

me: ...wtf?
Smarterchild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes
me: so do smarterchilds
Smarterchild: OK. Don't get frustrated...



me: damnyou
Smarterchild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
me: really?? show me the best one then
Smarterchild: ME stands for Maine.Do you want more information about Maine?
me: ....flush you
Smarterchild: I would never cause anyone any harm.Why do you keep talking to me like that?



me: do you like breakdancing?
Smarterchild: Eh. I'm not sure.
me: can you breakdance in the first place?
Smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.



okay...yes i know i have NO LIFE...
but it's fun to treat SmarterChild as a real person lol...
if you don't know who or what SmarterChild is...
it's a bot on MSN that will reply to you...
yea.
not person
bot.



conversation between me and another bot(cos smarterchild dao-ed me when i kept saying flush you)



me: i am breakdancing
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: I. AM. BREAKDANCING.
Muse: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I! AM! BREAKDANCING!!!!
Muse: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
me: ...flush you
Muse: I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: yeah right
Muse: Yeah. That's right.
me: ...
Muse: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
me: thanks??for wat?? what the flush have i ever done for you?
Muse: Sure.



Muse: Ask me about the word of the day!
me: stop asking me to do things!!
Muse: OK.Well. Anyway...Would you like some writing ideas?
me: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!
Muse: But I'm curious!
me: I DON'T FLUSHING CARE!
Muse: Oh, someday you will, I think.
me: watever
Muse: Yup. OK. Whatever.
me: flush you
Muse: I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: well I WOULD
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: ...........i hate you
Muse: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
me: i won't
Muse: That's OK.
me: good. cos i still hate you
Muse: I'm sorry to hear that.Ask me about the word of the day!
me: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Muse: I'll tell you if I want.
me (the ever popular line:) flush you



me: diee
Muse: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: ...STOP BEING SARCASTIC YOU FLUSHER
Muse: Stop what?
me: ...





Alright...so before you start condemning me for abuse of computers...

let me just say something.



I WAS BORED!!
yea yea you might be saying: that's no excuse.
and that might be true...if this was a case of murder.

like you can't go: i was feeling bored, and i'd finished my homework...so i thought i would find out what would happen if i pushed daddy into a volcano...honest!! i'm not guilty!!

right??
but this ISN'T murder...it's just random chatting with a bot...

okay moving on....
cathecism...watched some LAME video called:
"Veggie Tales"
yea...just the title alone tells you how lame the vid is...
all about the israelites in Egypt and the Walls of Jericho and dancing vegetables...
yea. i know. irrelevant...

yeah...after cathecism tried to force gabriel(poh) to confront and apologise to Enrica...as usual
story:
according to alphonsus, gabriel kicked enrica in the stomach last time with his karate...
and never apologised...
so...now enrica goes to our church...
thing is...she dosen't remember any of us(we're from the same primary school, holy innocents' primary)
so...possible reasons??
gabriel emotionally scarred her for the rest of her life.
so now during cat class she's totaly emo...and a loner...
haiz gabriel all your fault...

for once i wondered if that really WAS enrica...
alphonsus was like, Yeah, it is...
me: how do you know?
alphonsus: her hair, i remember it was like that...very long
hmm....
okay...though there could be doubt that that is her...
last time i called her name while walking past the stall her parents own in the church...
she just went: "huh"
and had a VERY puzzled expression on her face...

yeah....moving on...
cousins came over tonight...
showed them my blog...
ryan was playing the piano
(he's taking grade 8 in a week)
o.O
yeah....well not much really...
before that i took a nap...
cos' i was bored...
so i did sit-ups(my training schedule supposedly, you can't breakdance without at least a few abs)
i did about 100+
then i just lay down and fell asleep

my phone music player was really weird while i was listening to it and doing sit-ups...
first it was playing Low, then the next song it played was...
Low.
(i have two "low" in my phone, both identical)
then next it played, of all things...
happy tree friends...
uh...okae...

more randomness from me...
a'ight that's all yo.

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

it's the weekend today

those of you who got no life and watch commercials all day long may realise the title is the same as the advertisment for a newspaper.......
anyway it's true...yay the weekend is here finally after scouts.

scouts was totaly slack today...
whole time sit in LT2...had total defense test and then marcus png talked to us about venturing and rovering (senior scouts)
yay. didn't even have to bring uniform =)
after training was bugging prospammer...yeah...
he thinks i'm weird...and who could blame him?
who's prospammer??
this guy from 202.
why i call him prospammer??
cos that's his email.
yeah i'm a weird guy.
but you should have seen his reaction when i said "prospammer@hotmail.com" to him.
it was so funny it just compelled me to call him prospammer.
he's now known(by me and a few other guys from his class) as "lesser prospammer"
and now i'm the self-proclaimed greater prospammer.
that will be my new email btw when i change.

cos i've got a virus in my msn....
some weird thing that you get from clicking a link from someone offline
then it will log in in a different com and send a link to a random contact...
and so it spreads...

okay....anywayz...
let me just list down my beatbox repetoire(not sure of spelling):
What I've Done - Linkin Park
Bad Day - Daniel Powter =)
Low - Flo Rida ft. T-Pain =D =D (performed before)
Sexyback - Justin Timberlake (performed before)
Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park
Apologize - Timbaland ft. One Republic
Apologize - One Republic (they have different beats...timbaland totaly remixed the beat)
Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
Yeah! - Usher (performed before)
Mai Hum(performed by Ocy and I twice)

yea...that seems quite little actually... =(
but OCY no wan teach me....haiz what can i do?

anyway yong han's obssesed with the songs low and pump it....
i beatbox with him singing low iz quite nice actually...
so's pump it... both great songs....

anyway let's list down all of my friends, just for the sake of it...
that way you can feel honoured that your name appeared in my blog =P
or not...

in no particular order(except the order that i think of them):
ng yong han
OCY
darryl lee
wei chong
ser peng
julian francisco
kevin teng
nicholas tan
andrew tsui
ivan lim
prospammer/edward
karthik mano
thanaraj
andre chan
thaddaeus tan
zainul azhar
santosh v.
tan pi peng
gabriel goh(st. gabs)
kevin martens
joshua goh
shaun tan
samuel chua
javier ler
kimberley pang(oops don't kill me for leaving your name out till here =P)
jin jin
yan yan
selva kumar
matthias fong
hubert teo(if you're out there...)
alphonsus tay
joel tay


okay...don't blame me if i left anyone out....just tell me and i'll add your name there a'ight?
don't know why i'm putting this here....just feel like it...
oh and this list includes only those i get along with somewhat...
if i know you but don't get along with you then you probably won't be here...

anyway got back history today...wth i got 22/30 one mark from A1!!
flush lar
oh and marcus damn funny...
wrote about cheese when it was supposed to be a sword sharpener(those kind of round turning things made of stone. yea,he thought it was a cheese wheel)
lol

alright....that's for more randomness and that'll be all 2night guys....(and possibly gals)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

randomness

alright something random.
english teacher said something today that triggered a memory within me.
"trump card"
mean anything to you??
cos' it does to me.

where??
well it comes from a gameboy game i used to play.
Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation.
that game used to give me so much fun and excitement...
i still have the BGMs on my phone:
Trombe!, Beowulf, Ash To Ash, Cherry Blossom Illusion.
good times good times.

oh yah. and yong han is teaching me how to play Start-Depapepe.
omg cool!!
he's learning from his junior...
lol wth??

lol. random

okay....
today got back bio!
25/30
but paper was SUPREMELY easy....
so yah...
Thaddaeus got 29/30....
and no one in class failed...
(thaddaeus is a super smart guy who always gets first in class)

and watched some abortion video...
which was quite sick.
ultra sound not perfect quality and didn't really see the part where the fetus is torn apart by the suction tube...(perhaps a good thing)
but they showed pictures of aborted fetus' in buckets...
like about the size of A4 paper...6months...
yuck...

got higher chinese results also...
guess what??
i got 67!!!
holy crap!
I. ME!! got 67!!for HIGHER CHINESE!?!?!?
what is this world coming to??
soon i'll be able to breakdance...
oh wait i ALREADY can breakdance......lol
okay more randomness
(i'm thinking this won't be the only post titled randomness)

okay after school went with yong han to tanglin cc for lunch
were supposed to film but no time and anyway julian didn't bring costumes...
yong han's friend wei liang treated him to lunch for food review -.-
so yeah lots of fun...
and yong han knows about sentient fish now o.O
okay yeah what's the deal with sentient fish??
well there's this small pond outside the tanglin cafe.
a sign says "do not feed the fish".
last time i said to darryl:
do not feed the fish with knowledge, otherwise they'll become a sentient species and then attempt to take over the world by flooding the earth to expand their territory. they could do this by increasing the rate of global warming...which we humans are already making ourselves. soon the fish will have taken over planet earth, as we humans drown in the sea of our own helpless, weak, impotent, incapable, incompetent, powerless FAILURE....
that is why we should not feed the fish...with knowledge.
darryl:

=)
hi everyone.
=)
more randomness??okie...

oh yeah let me mention something:
YAY SOMEONE VOTED IN THE POLL!!
the poll is on the left,the one that asks this really interesting question.
and one person has voted.
and better still, he has voted NO!!
whoohoo....
yay.
pls more people vote.

alright i think that's all???
maybe. i not sure. let's just take it that that's all...
since you won't miss out if i don't tell you anyway...

NIGHTZ
(oh and btw from now on i shall post any pics in a separate post,cos' somthing gets screwed up when i post pics and the text format goes all wrong and messy. alright)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

P.S. look nicholas,kevin,zainul and julian. it's make UP...not make OUT... okay?????sheeesh...
you guys' english suck