yoz i hv no idea how long it's been since holidays started...

how long has it been???
i have totaly lost track...

oh well...what i noe is there's still a long way till next year...
the horrors of sec 3...

Pros:
modern dance/hip hop IEP??
orientation camp =D (rubbing it in darryl harhar) PSL PSL!!
um...i dunno...
i noe two ppl going to that class...make that three...
one of them is julian..
so imma gonna haf ta spend da next two years hearing julian go on about hey did you watch Ben 10 last night??
or maybe Batman...
(he still hasn't noticed i stole the batmobile and took it for a ride=P)

Cons:
listening to julian go on about Gwen and how he IS batman...
10 subjects??(not sure havn't counted yet lol)
new teachers
PSLTC(ARGH SOMEBODY KILL(or injure) ME)
scouts.....

sheesh...
just the scouts part epically overshadows the pros of sec three...

okay enough grieving about a life destroying mistake...
(speaking of a BIG mistake...there was scouts 2day)
TOTAL waste of time if you ask me...
not just that...it was 8 hours of wastage...

ohkay...
hmm now what??

haiz guitar hero no work on the tv at home...
it lagz...
(not as in computer kindof lag)
like the video and audio is behind the ps3...

so bringing it back to grandma house...

breakdance....breakdance....Breakdance...Breakdance...BREAKDance...BREAKDANCE...
hello.
hi.
BREAKDANCE
ohkay what have i to say about the controversial(or at least when i'm part of it) topic??





i suk....
okay no surprise there...
(still, no need for you to rub it in...)
anyway....my footwork=>Baby freeze transition is slightly better than before...
i can sweep from a more front position now
maybe i'll learn more from hip hop IEP next year...
(i REALLY wanna learn how to choreograph an actual dance)

i'm also learning the beat to the song what you got by colby o' donis (ft. akon)
so yong han and i can perform it.
i realise my previous attempt to imitate/translate the beatbox sounds into text was...to say the least an epic fail...
so i won't burden you with more.

alright...
let's see if i can think of any lame jokes to add here...
(from ACE camp or PSLTC or wadever)

which is cooler, water or ice?

water.because "water cooler"


why did a guy throw a 42" plasma tv out a plane window?

because he was insane.

why did a guy throw a watch out a plane window?

cos he wanted to see time fly.


a guy fell off the roof of a 100 storey building,landed on the cement-paved(hence VERY HARD and VERY UNSOFT)sidewalk. a wild bull from the firestation two blocks away came over and rammed him onto the middle of the road(the bull seemed satisfied after that and went back to resume his sentry duty).the guy was run over by a motorbike who thought he was roadkill and decided to turn him into road "overkill".then he got hit by a rainstorm of frogs...and also a flying bus...
in the end the man survived. how come??

ANS: he was lucky. =D

oho...kae...
yea...i'm bored...
and just trying to liven up my blog just a teensy bit...

that's all yo...if you've had patience to read until here...gratz...
you will probably make a good doctor(get it?? patience? patients??)
hahahaha....
nvm...i'm lame as hell(even worse...i might be as lame as ocy)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

Vids and pics ^^

alright.before you look down pls read the post below this first...










i'll try to keep it organised... =)




new breakdance stuff ;) of course

a video edit i made using the video editor in my NEW phone ;D

The pic at East Coast(hey that sounds cool!"the pic at east coast"):

Moving along from breakdancing...(sort of)

here's a random remix of low that i did by accident:

(srry bout the vid included...it's kind of a package deal =))

and a random edit of my baby freeze...

Okay.... -_- ... ^^ ....o.O....moving on.

wanna know how bored i was without the com??

brace yourself for the ultimate no life stuff.

okay...needless to say...i was bored...haiz...well...at least my com is fixed now...

plus im getting guitar hero world tour(have i mentioned that??)

so i'll get over it...(hopefully??)

boredz?? ^.^

today was bored before cathecism...so decided to chat with someone i haven't had a chat with for a long time. SmarterChild.



so a few quotes from our interesting conversation.

me: ...wtf?
Smarterchild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes
me: so do smarterchilds
Smarterchild: OK. Don't get frustrated...



me: damnyou
Smarterchild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
me: really?? show me the best one then
Smarterchild: ME stands for Maine.Do you want more information about Maine?
me: ....flush you
Smarterchild: I would never cause anyone any harm.Why do you keep talking to me like that?



me: do you like breakdancing?
Smarterchild: Eh. I'm not sure.
me: can you breakdance in the first place?
Smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.



okay...yes i know i have NO LIFE...
but it's fun to treat SmarterChild as a real person lol...
if you don't know who or what SmarterChild is...
it's a bot on MSN that will reply to you...
yea.
not person
bot.



conversation between me and another bot(cos smarterchild dao-ed me when i kept saying flush you)



me: i am breakdancing
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: I. AM. BREAKDANCING.
Muse: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I! AM! BREAKDANCING!!!!
Muse: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
me: ...flush you
Muse: I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: yeah right
Muse: Yeah. That's right.
me: ...
Muse: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
me: thanks??for wat?? what the flush have i ever done for you?
Muse: Sure.



Muse: Ask me about the word of the day!
me: stop asking me to do things!!
Muse: OK.Well. Anyway...Would you like some writing ideas?
me: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!
Muse: But I'm curious!
me: I DON'T FLUSHING CARE!
Muse: Oh, someday you will, I think.
me: watever
Muse: Yup. OK. Whatever.
me: flush you
Muse: I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: well I WOULD
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: ...........i hate you
Muse: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
me: i won't
Muse: That's OK.
me: good. cos i still hate you
Muse: I'm sorry to hear that.Ask me about the word of the day!
me: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Muse: I'll tell you if I want.
me (the ever popular line:) flush you



me: diee
Muse: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: ...STOP BEING SARCASTIC YOU FLUSHER
Muse: Stop what?
me: ...





Alright...so before you start condemning me for abuse of computers...

let me just say something.



I WAS BORED!!
yea yea you might be saying: that's no excuse.
and that might be true...if this was a case of murder.

like you can't go: i was feeling bored, and i'd finished my homework...so i thought i would find out what would happen if i pushed daddy into a volcano...honest!! i'm not guilty!!

right??
but this ISN'T murder...it's just random chatting with a bot...

okay moving on....
cathecism...watched some LAME video called:
"Veggie Tales"
yea...just the title alone tells you how lame the vid is...
all about the israelites in Egypt and the Walls of Jericho and dancing vegetables...
yea. i know. irrelevant...

yeah...after cathecism tried to force gabriel(poh) to confront and apologise to Enrica...as usual
story:
according to alphonsus, gabriel kicked enrica in the stomach last time with his karate...
and never apologised...
so...now enrica goes to our church...
thing is...she dosen't remember any of us(we're from the same primary school, holy innocents' primary)
so...possible reasons??
gabriel emotionally scarred her for the rest of her life.
so now during cat class she's totaly emo...and a loner...
haiz gabriel all your fault...

for once i wondered if that really WAS enrica...
alphonsus was like, Yeah, it is...
me: how do you know?
alphonsus: her hair, i remember it was like that...very long
hmm....
okay...though there could be doubt that that is her...
last time i called her name while walking past the stall her parents own in the church...
she just went: "huh"
and had a VERY puzzled expression on her face...

yeah....moving on...
cousins came over tonight...
showed them my blog...
ryan was playing the piano
(he's taking grade 8 in a week)
o.O
yeah....well not much really...
before that i took a nap...
cos' i was bored...
so i did sit-ups(my training schedule supposedly, you can't breakdance without at least a few abs)
i did about 100+
then i just lay down and fell asleep

my phone music player was really weird while i was listening to it and doing sit-ups...
first it was playing Low, then the next song it played was...
Low.
(i have two "low" in my phone, both identical)
then next it played, of all things...
happy tree friends...
uh...okae...

more randomness from me...
a'ight that's all yo.

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

wei chong is a freaking noob... =P

i swear wei chong is a total noob...

after school supposedly had YCS...even went for mass in case wang wen was there...

went twenty minutes late.thanks to kevin and julian... -.-

didn't have much else after that...(were in time for gospel reading)

so went back to canteen since "YCS room" was locked, found darryl who thought mass hadn't ended yet...

then went to room, found out is WAS unlocked after all...lol

then waited...and waited...and waited

(wei chong,ivan and gregory came along soon)

still no teacher... lol sianz

went outside to try a little somthing(breakdancing of course) and darryl stole my phone and put it in my bag...

anyway at 3.10 we decided: meeting cancelled.

and darryl and wei chong wanted to come over to my grandma's house... -.- again

ivan wanted to come along too...but turned out it was too late for him...

so...here's an interesting thing...

darryl and i tried ditching them many times...failed.

first off went to Esso so darryl could pay me back the doughnut.

wei chong ended up paying though =)

then i snuck out of esso and waited(darryl had my bag with him as ransom)

saw them walking around the OTHER side of Esso cos' darryl had told them i'd gone toilet...though he'd seen me go the other way...so he actually knew where i was.

i didn't know that though at the time so i followed them around Esso(i though THEY were going to pang seh me!)

then darryl turned around as they rounded a corner,put his finger to his lips(shhh) and ran off in the other direction,i followed after a while to figure out what was going on.

lol they caught on though and ran after us.

(darryl was still laughing:"you fell for it!!")

then went to Tanglin to buy my F&N Grape...

wei chong pressed the soya bean milk...

he owes me two bucks...

YOU OWE ME TWO BUCKS WEI CHONG!!

so we were walking to the bus stop.

darryl tried to pour the soya bean on wei chong so wei chong could "pay off his debt"

failed a bit...(and i didn't take a video anyway not counted)

so...as they were crossing the overhead bridge(previously mentioned in my post regarding the no life stuff last week),darryl and i ran off to the road junction(again refer to previous post i'm lazy to describe it again), hoping to leave them wondering where we'd gone...

wei chong saw us.

ran after us.

caught us.

as we reached the road junction saw 132.

ran BACK TO THE BUS STOP

you realise how retarded this is? we're running with 132,racing with it to the bus stop in this direction (left) when normally SJI boys come from this direction (right)

...

on the way back tried to sneak of the bus

was spotted

they got off too

we waited for 165...

noo life...

then at HDB estate "loitered" at a shelter.

they talked something about girls while i did my breakdance

while they waited for the lift i climed up to fourth and took the lift(two different lifts serving different floor,i took diff lift from them)

got off at 25,wlked down to 23(grandma's floor)

went in and waited

they got off at 23, then CLIMBED UP??

even though i called after them...

lol?

wei chong apparently threw his drink can down 22 stories...

o..kae??

ps3:

played motorstorm,

wei chong was noob,

lmao when he kept crashing.

then Resistance: Fall Of Man.

played against wei chong first and pwn3d him.

his methods of playing:

face the opposite of enemy and shoot wall,allowing you to easily shoot him from behind

noob spamming rocket launcher.

then darryl played and spammed grenade... -.-

killed me a few times taikou

but i beat him

darryl mentioned something very obvious but undoubtedly true:

"wei chong is not good at any of the games i've seen him play"

...so true

wei chong mixed up "auger master" with "orgie master"

lol? wtf?

lol

lawl

rofl

lmao

roflmao

wei chong's a noob

okay shall stop laughing now

lookie is wei chong!!: lol omg

P.S.(no...this time it dosen't stand for ProSpammer) Does anyone know whether next years YCS music fest will have a piano ready? ocy needs it to perform with me...(yes ocy actually accepted.at the cost of 10 bucks(wow ocy are you THAT good?? lol))

nightz all(wei chong is a noob. and he owes me two bucks)

Payce out,

BBoy Jay-Z-D

am i dead??

today we started off with history paper...
quite okay,though had problems with first few questions...
(actually i don't really care now cos it's over)



we had com studies after that,so luckily i brought my casette.
the funniest thing happened while filming.
we had like 30 minutes,and no props
so we filmed the "dead people after war" scene.
moses group joined us and helped as extra dead people.
and moses was smiling even though he was supposed to be dead.
yah...dead people tend not to be smiling,especially if they were killed by
enemies...
not the funny part.
for my role as dead person i was supposed to lie dead at the stairwell,
so i do just that.
then i hear a voice going:
"boy,what are you doing?"
i try to continue my role but the voice asks again:
"what are you doing?"
(no,i'm NOT dead...and the voice isn't god or anything like that)
just so happens a teacher's coming down the stairs and sees me lying there...
and yeah i just HAPPEN to be pretending to be dead...
so you can imagine.
anyway i got up and he was still asking:"boy what are you doing?"
i went like: uh...video editing
he goes: "oh,sorry i didn't realise,you gave me a shock"
like, LOL??
would make a good blooper except kevin didn't film it... =(



after that english...why would you care, actually??i mean seriously, no offense to anyone but why would you want to know every single detail of my school and life??
then again...it is a blog....i dunno...ah well



recess,my breakdance time.
before next period starts i head back to class,and karthik happens to be going that way too(not that that's surprising,what's surprising is he's going at the same time as me)
so,back at class,i hand my wallet to karthik and practice handstands...
(which i cannot do properly)
and also the ever elusive(for me) SIX STEP TO BABY FREEZE...using the correct method as taught by matthias.
kinda okay(for the second day i'm learning it i guess)...



core skills was slack after recess,
then guitar...
i got the song al right,but we learned the base,which well kinda worried me cos' my blister hasn't quite healed yet...(no thanks to nicholas)
then came maths,
and we got our results back! o.O
as i said,mrs khoo marks FAST...
anyway,i got 31.5 out of 40...
which is 78.125,an A1.
yay.

leaving school with darryl,met...ocy!
he was going esso so i went along and bought doughnuts.
darryl,being the good loyal friend that he is,tagged along too.
then walking to the bus stop...
.
.
.
.
missed the bus.
i figured...since we missed the bus why not take the long way
to the road junction and cross instead of the overhead bridge
darryl followed me...
then he went why not go to the bus stop further down?
me: ...uh...no thanks
in the end as we reach the road junction we see the bus coming...
darryl asks me to go BACK to the bus stop we would have taken originally.
i wait for the light to go to the other bus stop cos' i don' want to waste my effort walking there then walking back to the bus stop in that direction...
like: go <, then go ^(across the road),then go >(back to the bus stop)
when we could have gone just ^ cross the road via overhead bridge

so i move on to the bus stop further that way.< ...and we miss a second bus... darryl gets pissed at me... so we walk to the bus stop further down... and wait... lol yes we both no life... =P and darryl admitted NEW FOUND GLORY is not so bad... though it ROCKS reach back my grandma's house,again spam ps3 then went home....... hey...tomorrow's lit,why bother studying when it's unseen?? like...duh no point that's all... oh and i'd like to give some props to ocy... you've got a great sense of humour man...though it's a retarded and lame one... don't let one bad result get you down...it's not right to have a humourless ocy =) (no this is not an attempt to butter you up so you will accept my invitation to perform with me for next year's music fest...) though i'd appreciate it if you did =)

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D