Suan Wei Chong For Fun Competition officially starts.

alrite guys, welcome to the first(hopefully of many) suan wc competition.
here's how it'll go:
the next few posts will be related to funny/weird/embarassing stories about our star, the toilet king.
I will post some myself, but the rest will come from the other contestants(hopefully that'd be you)
at the end of the competition(as yet undecided), the two judges(wc and myself) will each choose the winner(the one who sent in the "best" story of wc).
the winner will be decided by a majority vote. however, since I am the chairperson of this competition my vote will count as two.
okay guys get to work.(send me the stories via email to jusplainlame@hotmail.com)
Winner gets a free chocolate bar!!
hahaz...

alrite now my turn to put the story:
let me just list down all the things you can suan him with...
-he's in love with veron(whole world should know this by now)
-his initials are w.c. or water closet aka toilet.
-toilet king...
-his ex gf silverlychee almost dumped him over an apple...

he and his audi gf were playing some couple thingy on audi...then he went afk to eat an apple. silverlychee was like "you dun care that i playing with another guy, you dun love me T_T" wc was like "but i'm eating apple!"...another time he was playing with her(haven't broken up yet)he halfway dc then i had to act as messenger between them....silverlychee went "i love you" and wc goes "nah she won't say that one", she goes "why not??" then he says he wants to go sleep... -_-
now they broke up alrdy but he says he wants to get back together and then break again just to make her sad... =(

during the camp he was trying to learn how to whistle...it took the guys teaching him 5 minutes to realise he was breathing through his nose...

when we were out at hougang mall....he said (exact quote) "i gonna marry another GUY"...

okay yah and do i need to mention his failure at practically every game we play?

hmmm i guess that'll be all for this first post...hoping to see many submissions from you guys ^^

*note: this competition is not to bully/humiliate/torture/emotionally scar/traumatise wei chong...it is merely the "super suan project" he keeps talking about...