JAY-Z-D

JAY-Z-D
Breakdancing the day away(and spreading the disease to others =D)

Da BB0y...

Da BB0y...
BBoy yoz

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

updatz.....

yoz...
just had scouts....
dam sian...
and again totaly boring...
why do they bother wasting our time with this total NONSENSE...


argh watever...

okay.
i've finaly gotten arnd to updating the music...

anyway...yest wei chong and darryl came over...
went to hougang mall with darryl first...since wei chong was due in an HOUR...
went browsing game shop...then went popular...
darryl saw the library and told me he owes the library four books since 1999...
lol...
work that out at:
10 cents per book per day.
4 books.
365 * 9 days.
hmm....
arnd 1314?? DOLLARS...
lol...

wei chong came then we were playing up and down the escalators...
went to macs for lunch then went over to my place to play pool...
seriously...wei chong FAILS at it...check the vid above...(as i said i hv no idea how to post vids properly...)
then went back up...
oh yea wei chong fails at guitar hero too...
but his audi beats the crap out of mine...mayb darryl's too...
well obviously they insisted on playing audi on my com...
and they found out it is freakin laggy....
(i didn't find it THAT laggy...but apparently darryl can't play beat up at all using my com)
wei chong and i had fun spamming using darryl's acc...
lollollol
that was fun ^^
darryl was spamming club dance...
then when couple i typed "i h8 u"
then he typed "pai seh"
LOLLOL...
lol soooo funny =D
then wei chong pressed F1 and made him choose wrong partner...

ookay...
um....okay since i got nutin else to do i was just reading some lame stuff which is quite funny...
(typical me huh)
here's some of it

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. "No va" in Spanish means, "It Doesn't Go".

Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years (yes, eight years). Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

Another Pizza shop slogan:"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

Did I say that?Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"


Fun Things to Do While Driving
If a fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981



hmm...i think that's enough...though i got lots more...
oh well...

Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D

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