JAY-Z-D
Da BB0y...
Monday, August 25, 2008
back to today...
today i pwned school whole day.
cos' i had to go for canoeing contact time since i had MC last time
so...i went with sec 1s,
class 106.
morning, before assembly, waited in the canteen.
then got on the bus.
listened music on new phone on the bus,
discovered that one part of Through The Fire And Flames is really ownage...
and then reached the adventure centre, near changi airport(or so i think..)
one discovery kinda stunned me,
WE WERE FREAKING AT THE OPEN SEA!!
wtf?
holy crap.
open sea??
yikes
and then we went for briefing, and this guy from 106 called Joel
talked to me a bit and we ended up being partners
(not coincidental though...)
so...then but on Personal Floatation Devices
just one problem with the personal floatation devices,
its not personal!!
okay don't mind me just being random.
ahem.
so we dragged(ahem i mean CARRIED)
the kayaks(apparently it's a kayaking course not a canoeing course)
oh forgot to mention.
while we were having briefing...
A STORM WAS FREAKING GOING ON!!
insane man....
and i was like: we're going out in THAT!?
it cleared up though...
so off we went...
however, since my buddy Joel is a sailor(sailing CCA)
he had to help get ppl in the kayaks, and wait for mr teo to dispatch...
this, obviously, meant I also had to help with it and so we were last to dispatch.
first we had to report to mr tahil far away at the yellow buoy.
then, go three times anti-clockwise around a big triangle marked by three buoys.
well, alright, fair enough.
i overestimated the current.
the way mr nathan was going on about the current it was like we had to use every last ounce of strength to battle against it..
turns out it didn't affect us that much...
still,it WAS a bit affecting us...
oh, and on our first round,
joel wanted to wash the kayak,
so, against my pleas...
did an unofficial capsize drill...
freak....
anyway finished our rounds(i think faster than anyone else)
then went to mr tahil, who told us three rounds back clockwise direction...
again, finished it. done(this would seem very fast to you, reading it, but you bet it was hell'a lot longer in the water)
yea...we two seemed to be able to work together very well, got a kind of system whereby he'd give timings some of the time to keep in sync...
so we finished the total of SIX rounds the fastest.
back to mr tahil.
i thought that was the last exercise we would need to do before capsize drill(the ACTUAL thing)
but we still had to do 360(degree) turns around each buoy and then get back to the start buoy...
sianz...
so that was done.
then went back to mr tahil(we were the first to complete everything, despite being the last to dispatch)
he told us to stay inside the triangle and PRACTICE...
wth like i'd want to do MORE work...
but we did practice e-brake...
then came raft up time.
rafted, but then the guy let go of the buoy he was supposed to hang onto....
so we drifted off and had to paddle back again...
this time I held to buoy....
this made us the last to go for capsize drill test...
actually we were quite fast..
other pairs were taking like 5- 7 minutes.
i think we took like 2.
no joke.
(it's not MEANT to be a joke anyway....if it's wrong)
actually i enjoyed it!
not like i'm the kind of super-adventurous hyper-active kinda guy who loves the outdoors...
but it was fun paddling around, working together with your partner... heading for the next destination.
not to mention it'd be useful for ACE camp...
alright, so i made a new friend, and i'm surprised i kinda "clicked" with the sec 1s,
you know...communication...
yah...okay.
then we sat for an MCQ test on kayaking
(which i'd already taken before during one of the P.E. lessons)
o.O
lol and it was like exactly the same test...
after that we just waited for the bus...
(it was only 2+, more than an hour earlier than it said it would finish in the consent form)
yah...okay
that's all that happened during the "canoeing" contact time.
yay some one else VOTED ON THE POLL!!
and this person VOTED NO!!
hoorah!!
c'mon ppl more ppl vote.
just cause you got 1500+ more days to vote dosen't mean you can take your time!!
(okay that DOES mean you can take your time, but pls Don't??)
alrighty, for real this time.
i'm out yo'
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
24 August 2008
woke up went for mass at 9 (with parents)
then went to drop my brother off for soccer tournament
then went with my dad to have breakfast...
at swensens(i'm SO going to swensens. that's their new slogan lol)
then went....to...
the starhub shop....to....
buy.....
a new pair of earphones...
-_-
haiz...
NAH! JUST KIDDING!! =P
i bought a new PHONE!! YAY!!
using a $150 voucher that my parents got hold of using the starhub plan or smth like that...
i don't even know what plan my phone is on! .......
they chose a phone that would require them to pay a balance of $0.
with the voucher...
still...it's better than my old phone...
which as i've mentioned is 4 -5 years old...
anyway...
from compass point took MRT to hougang to meet Yong Han and his brother,
kevin was late.......
so yong han and his bro and i went to a games shop at hougang bus interchange to wait for him.
then he came up behind us.
i saw him in the reflection in the window.
i say "hi kevin!"
yong han goes "where? where?"
i say "behind you"
kevin taps yong han on the shoulder
yong han jumps like 10 feet in the air.
later explanation:
"i thought you were joking when you said you saw kevin"
-_-
went back to my house, where three pizzas were waiting for us, courtesy of my parents.
then had lunch, while watching national geographic...
afterwards went down to games room to play pool.
yong han and i had played before.
kevin had never been near a pool table.
so first kevin and i warm up and yong han and his brother play table tennis with a cracked ball.
needless to say didn't turn out so well.
so we played a proper match.
first paired up and played stripes and solids.
me, yong han and kevin, yong jin
so...
yong jin not good, didn't play.
yong han, obsessed with my DS game, didn't play much.
...kevin won.
he's like a natural.
got some sweet shots.
then played free for all, one on one on one.
kevin and i were up 3 a piece.
yong han had a grand total of: zero
zilch; nada; kosong; zinger.
then end of game:
yong han: 6, kevin: 5, me:4.
-_-
wth....
after that went back upstairs and ate a bit more while watching Evan Almighty.
quite funny...
total randomness lol:
"god" :
"i have a new commandment:
Thou shalt do the dance"
=P
then they had to leave cos' i was going to my godsister's 6th birthday party.
my godsister is...six years old. =)
yeah...okay
it was quite boring...
kiddy party...
and my new phone was out of battery...sianz
ah well...
chatted with kimberley...
yah...
okay...
that's about all that happened today(or should i say yesterday?)
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Saturday, August 23, 2008
boredz?? ^.^
so a few quotes from our
me: ...wtf?
Smarterchild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes
me: so do smarterchilds
Smarterchild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
me: damnyou
Smarterchild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
me: really?? show me the best one then
Smarterchild: ME stands for Maine.Do you want more information about Maine?
me: ....flush you
Smarterchild: I would never cause anyone any harm.Why do you keep talking to me like that?
me: do you like breakdancing?
Smarterchild: Eh. I'm not sure.
me: can you breakdance in the first place?
Smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
okay...yes i know i have NO LIFE...
but it's fun to treat SmarterChild as a real person lol...
if you don't know who or what SmarterChild is...
it's a bot on MSN that will reply to you...
yea.
not person
bot.
conversation between me and another bot(cos smarterchild dao-ed me when i kept saying flush you)
me: i am breakdancing
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: I. AM. BREAKDANCING.
Muse: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I! AM! BREAKDANCING!!!!
Muse: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
me: ...flush you
Muse: I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: yeah right
Muse: Yeah. That's right.
me: ...
Muse: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
me: thanks??for wat?? what the flush have i ever done for you?
Muse: Sure.
Muse: Ask me about the word of the day!
me: stop asking me to do things!!
Muse: OK.Well. Anyway...Would you like some writing ideas?
me: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!
Muse: But I'm curious!
me: I DON'T FLUSHING CARE!
Muse: Oh, someday you will, I think.
me: watever
Muse: Yup. OK. Whatever.
me: flush you
Muse: I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: well I WOULD
Muse: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: ...........i hate you
Muse: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
me: i won't
Muse: That's OK.
me: good. cos i still hate you
Muse: I'm sorry to hear that.Ask me about the word of the day!
me: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Muse: I'll tell you if I want.
me (the ever popular line:) flush you
me: diee
Muse: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: ...STOP BEING SARCASTIC YOU FLUSHER
Muse: Stop what?
me: ...
Alright...so before you start condemning me for abuse of computers...
let me just say something.
I WAS BORED!!
yea yea you might be saying: that's no excuse.
and that might be true...if this was a case of murder.
like you can't go: i was feeling bored, and i'd finished my homework...so i thought i would find out what would happen if i pushed daddy into a volcano...honest!! i'm not guilty!!
right??
but this ISN'T murder...it's just random chatting with a bot...
okay moving on....
cathecism...watched some LAME video called:
"Veggie Tales"
yea...just the title alone tells you how lame the vid is...
all about the israelites in Egypt and the Walls of Jericho and dancing vegetables...
yea. i know. irrelevant...
yeah...after cathecism tried to force gabriel(poh) to confront and apologise to Enrica...as usual
story:
according to alphonsus, gabriel kicked enrica in the stomach last time with his karate...
and never apologised...
so...now enrica goes to our church...
thing is...she dosen't remember any of us(we're from the same primary school, holy innocents' primary)
so...possible reasons??
gabriel emotionally scarred her for the rest of her life.
so now during cat class she's totaly emo...and a loner...
haiz gabriel all your fault...
for once i wondered if that really WAS enrica...
alphonsus was like, Yeah, it is...
me: how do you know?
alphonsus: her hair, i remember it was like that...very long
hmm....
okay...though there could be doubt that that is her...
last time i called her name while walking past the stall her parents own in the church...
she just went: "huh"
and had a VERY puzzled expression on her face...
yeah....moving on...
cousins came over tonight...
showed them my blog...
ryan was playing the piano
(he's taking grade 8 in a week)
o.O
yeah....well not much really...
before that i took a nap...
cos' i was bored...
so i did sit-ups(my training schedule supposedly, you can't breakdance without at least a few abs)
i did about 100+
then i just lay down and fell asleep
my phone music player was really weird while i was listening to it and doing sit-ups...
first it was playing Low, then the next song it played was...
Low.
(i have two "low" in my phone, both identical)
then next it played, of all things...
happy tree friends...
uh...okae...
more randomness from me...
a'ight that's all yo.
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Friday, August 22, 2008
it's the weekend today
anyway it's true...yay the weekend is here finally after scouts.
scouts was totaly slack today...
whole time sit in LT2...had total defense test and then marcus png talked to us about venturing and rovering (senior scouts)
yay. didn't even have to bring uniform =)
after training was bugging prospammer...yeah...
he thinks i'm weird...and who could blame him?
who's prospammer??
this guy from 202.
why i call him prospammer??
cos that's his email.
yeah i'm a weird guy.
but you should have seen his reaction when i said "prospammer@hotmail.com" to him.
it was so funny it just compelled me to call him prospammer.
he's now known(by me and a few other guys from his class) as "lesser prospammer"
and now i'm the self-proclaimed greater prospammer.
that will be my new email btw when i change.
cos i've got a virus in my msn....
some weird thing that you get from clicking a link from someone offline
then it will log in in a different com and send a link to a random contact...
and so it spreads...
okay....anywayz...
let me just list down my beatbox repetoire(not sure of spelling):
What I've Done - Linkin Park
Bad Day - Daniel Powter =)
Low - Flo Rida ft. T-Pain =D =D (performed before)
Sexyback - Justin Timberlake (performed before)
Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park
Apologize - Timbaland ft. One Republic
Apologize - One Republic (they have different beats...timbaland totaly remixed the beat)
Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
Yeah! - Usher (performed before)
Mai Hum(performed by Ocy and I twice)
yea...that seems quite little actually... =(
but OCY no wan teach me....haiz what can i do?
anyway yong han's obssesed with the songs low and pump it....
i beatbox with him singing low iz quite nice actually...
so's pump it... both great songs....
anyway let's list down all of my friends, just for the sake of it...
that way you can feel honoured that your name appeared in my blog =P
or not...
in no particular order(except the order that i think of them):
ng yong han
OCY
darryl lee
wei chong
ser peng
julian francisco
kevin teng
nicholas tan
andrew tsui
ivan lim
prospammer/edward
karthik mano
thanaraj
andre chan
thaddaeus tan
zainul azhar
santosh v.
tan pi peng
gabriel goh(st. gabs)
kevin martens
joshua goh
shaun tan
samuel chua
javier ler
kimberley pang(oops don't kill me for leaving your name out till here =P)
jin jin
yan yan
selva kumar
matthias fong
hubert teo(if you're out there...)
alphonsus tay
joel tay
okay...don't blame me if i left anyone out....just tell me and i'll add your name there a'ight?
don't know why i'm putting this here....just feel like it...
oh and this list includes only those i get along with somewhat...
if i know you but don't get along with you then you probably won't be here...
anyway got back history today...wth i got 22/30 one mark from A1!!
flush lar
oh and marcus damn funny...
wrote about cheese when it was supposed to be a sword sharpener(those kind of round turning things made of stone. yea,he thought it was a cheese wheel)
lol
alright....that's for more randomness and that'll be all 2night guys....(and possibly gals)
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Thursday, August 21, 2008
randomness
english teacher said something today that triggered a memory within me.
"trump card"
mean anything to you??
cos' it does to me.
where??
well it comes from a gameboy game i used to play.
Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation.
that game used to give me so much fun and excitement...
i still have the BGMs on my phone:
Trombe!, Beowulf, Ash To Ash, Cherry Blossom Illusion.
oh yah. and yong han is teaching me how to play Start-Depapepe.
omg cool!!
he's learning from his junior...
lol wth??
lol. random
okay....
today got back bio!
25/30
but paper was SUPREMELY easy....
so yah...
Thaddaeus got 29/30....
and no one in class failed...
(thaddaeus is a super smart guy who always gets first in class)
and watched some abortion video...
which was quite sick.
ultra sound not perfect quality and didn't really see the part where the fetus is torn apart by the suction tube...(perhaps a good thing)
but they showed pictures of aborted fetus' in buckets...
like about the size of A4 paper...6months...
yuck...
got higher chinese results also...
guess what??
i got 67!!!
holy crap!
I. ME!! got 67!!for HIGHER CHINESE!?!?!?
what is this world coming to??
soon i'll be able to breakdance...
oh wait i ALREADY can breakdance......lol
okay more randomness
(i'm thinking this won't be the only post titled randomness)
okay after school went with yong han to tanglin cc for lunch
were supposed to film but no time and anyway julian didn't bring costumes...
yong han's friend wei liang treated him to lunch for food review -.-
so yeah lots of fun...
and yong han knows about sentient fish now o.O
okay yeah what's the deal with sentient fish??
well there's this small pond outside the tanglin cafe.
a sign says "do not feed the fish".
last time i said to darryl:
do not feed the fish with knowledge, otherwise they'll become a sentient species and then attempt to take over the world by flooding the earth to expand their territory. they could do this by increasing the rate of global warming...which we humans are already making ourselves. soon the fish will have taken over planet earth, as we humans drown in the sea of our own helpless, weak, impotent, incapable, incompetent, powerless FAILURE....
that is why we should not feed the fish...with knowledge.
darryl:
=)
hi everyone.
=)
more randomness??okie...
oh yeah let me mention something:
YAY SOMEONE VOTED IN THE POLL!!
the poll is on the left,the one that asks this really interesting question.
and one person has voted.
and better still, he has voted NO!!
whoohoo....
yay.
pls more people vote.
alright i think that's all???
maybe. i not sure. let's just take it that that's all...
since you won't miss out if i don't tell you anyway...
NIGHTZ
(oh and btw from now on i shall post any pics in a separate post,cos' somthing gets screwed up when i post pics and the text format goes all wrong and messy. alright)
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
P.S. look nicholas,kevin,zainul and julian. it's make UP...not make OUT... okay?????sheeesh...
you guys' english suck
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
spam ps3 again
somehow the text was screwed up for the previous post...i spent more than an hour on it...
still not fixed properly...
it's late now so only briefly describe today
after school,everyone was crowding around...
a dead squirrel!?!?!?
complete(or should i say incomplete) with head and tail.
yuck... =P
more at http://sanctuaryxguild.blogspot.com/2008/08/csi-case-animal-murder.html
and yong han called prospammer...
so kena whacked...
yong han came over for ps3
played resistance, and prostreet and fifa street.
summary of who won:
resistance: me
prostreet: me
fifa street: me:1 yong han:1
ya...so yong han not as pro as me!
yea yea your excuses...new at the game whatever.....
after yong han left, took a cab back home.
went to book games room for sunday
yong han and kevin coming over to play pool.
can't wait for weekend....
plus cousins coming over on saturday too...
holy shit can't wait...argh stupid scouts on friday
shit.
oh yah. yong han's teaching me how to play start.
cool!! =)
anyone up for funny videos??(link from yong han's blog)
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
wei chong is a freaking noob... =P
i swear wei chong is a total noob...
after school supposedly had YCS...even went for mass in case wang wen was there...
went twenty minutes late.thanks to kevin and julian... -.-
didn't have much else after that...(were in time for gospel reading)
so went back to canteen since "YCS room" was locked, found darryl who thought mass hadn't ended yet...
then went to room, found out is WAS unlocked after all...lol
then waited...and waited...and waited
(wei chong,ivan and gregory came along soon)
still no teacher... lol sianz
went outside to try a little somthing(breakdancing of course) and darryl stole my phone and put it in my bag...
anyway at 3.10 we decided: meeting cancelled.
and darryl and wei chong wanted to come over to my grandma's house... -.- again
ivan wanted to come along too...but turned out it was too late for him...
so...here's an interesting thing...
darryl and i tried ditching them many times...failed.
first off went to Esso so darryl could pay me back the doughnut.
wei chong ended up paying though =)
then i snuck out of esso and waited(darryl had my bag with him as ransom)
saw them walking around the OTHER side of Esso cos' darryl had told them i'd gone toilet...though he'd seen me go the other way...so he actually knew where i was.
i didn't know that though at the time so i followed them around Esso(i though THEY were going to pang seh me!)
then darryl turned around as they rounded a corner,put his finger to his lips(shhh) and ran off in the other direction,i followed after a while to figure out what was going on.
lol they caught on though and ran after us.
(darryl was still laughing:"you fell for it!!")
then went to Tanglin to buy my F&N Grape...
wei chong pressed the soya bean milk...
he owes me two bucks...
YOU OWE ME TWO BUCKS WEI CHONG!!
so we were walking to the bus stop.
darryl tried to pour the soya bean on wei chong so wei chong could "pay off his debt"
failed a bit...(and i didn't take a video anyway not counted)
so...as they were crossing the overhead bridge(previously mentioned in my post regarding the no life stuff last week),darryl and i ran off to the road junction(again refer to previous post i'm lazy to describe it again), hoping to leave them wondering where we'd gone...
wei chong saw us.
ran after us.
caught us.
as we reached the road junction saw 132.
ran BACK TO THE BUS STOP
you realise how retarded this is? we're running with 132,racing with it to the bus stop in this direction (left) when normally SJI boys come from this direction (right)
...
on the way back tried to sneak of the bus
was spotted
they got off too
we waited for 165...
noo life...
then at HDB estate "loitered" at a shelter.
they talked something about girls while i did my breakdance
while they waited for the lift i climed up to fourth and took the lift(two different lifts serving different floor,i took diff lift from them)
got off at 25,wlked down to 23(grandma's floor)
went in and waited
they got off at 23, then CLIMBED UP??
even though i called after them...
lol?
wei chong apparently threw his drink can down 22 stories...
o..kae??
ps3:
played motorstorm,
wei chong was noob,
lmao when he kept crashing.
then Resistance: Fall Of Man.
played against wei chong first and pwn3d him.
his methods of playing:
face the opposite of enemy and shoot wall,allowing you to easily shoot him from behind
noob spamming rocket launcher.
then darryl played and spammed grenade... -.-
killed me a few times taikou
but i beat him
darryl mentioned something very obvious but undoubtedly true:
"wei chong is not good at any of the games i've seen him play"
...so true
wei chong mixed up "auger master" with "orgie master"
lol? wtf?
lol
lawl
rofl
lmao
roflmao
wei chong's a noob
okay shall stop laughing now
lookie is wei chong!!: lol omg
Monday, August 18, 2008
BREAKDANCE BONANZA!!
this is the first edition of breakdance bonanza...my largest showcase of vids and pics to date.
YAY FOR ME!! YAY.FOR.BREAKDANCING. =) =D =P
Pics:
a baby freeze on a high platform(okay not THAT high)
your standard baby freeze,outside the CJC PAC
VIDS:
if you just turn on your speakers you can FEEL the pain in this one...
alright...more baby swipe,to six step and failed five step variations
first proof of me doing baby => Chair
Get ready to literally laugh your ass off.
AND NOW FOR THE FINALE,
I PRESENT TO YOU,
ME FALLING ON MY BUTT:
That concludes the Breakdance Bonanza.
Hope you enjoyed watching me wipeout.
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Beatbox Performance
RGS CAMPFIRE:
for this performancewe wore our scout uniform -.- yeah...
well we started off like this:
ocy takes center stage,i'm off to the left
ocy: how's everybody feeling today??
crowd:
ocy: everybody go "yea-ea"
crowd: yea-eah
ocy: everybody go "yo-yoh"
crowd: yo-yoh
ocy: now everybody go (he does a beat...i forgot what it was)
crowd:
i enter from the side and make another beat: i think it went: t b t b k t b t b k smth like that.
crowd:
ocy does a beat, crowd screams again
i do a beat, crowd screams AGAIN (yes it was an enthu crowd...nearly all campfires are like that -.-)
now...i hit the air,like i'm hitting a drum.
ocy goes: b (as in beatbox b, which sounds like "puh" or smth like that...difficult to explain without sound)
i hit again, he makes the sound again.
so i hit and he makes the beat for mai hum: b q(clicking tongue) k(sounds like "kee",but like the end sound of "check") b "kah" k t(sounds like "teh"...also difficult to explain exactly...) t, b "kah" k b "kah" k
and i sing(yes i sung): mai hum mai hum, mai hum mai hum mai hum
crowd starts screaming and shouting again
then after once,i switch with ocy,i make the beat.
he sings in a really high-pitched voice...mai hum mai hum,mai hum mai hum mai hum
the crowd laughs and cheers
then ocy hums the tune to "numb" by linkin park: hm hm hm hm, k, hm hm
i add at the end: b t b k t t b t t b k t t t
ocy: hm hm hm hm,k, hm hm
me: b t b k t t b t t b k t t
ocy: bishoo(i dunno...something like that...like "bhshiioo" lol i suck at interpreting sounds)
me: tired of being what you want me to be, feeling so faithless, lost under the surface. don't know what you're expecting of me, put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes. caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow
ocy does the beat to it i dunno how it goes
me(continuing singing): every step that i take is another mistake to you
crowd sings along
me: i've, become soo numb i can't feel you there, i 've become soo tired so much more aware, i'm becoming this all i want to do, is be more like me and be less like you
ocy ends off...
then on to our next song:
me: bh(kinda like...okay NO idea how to explain this one) k t, bh k t, bh bh bh, bh k t
(repeat) bh k t, bh k t, bh bh bh, bh k tt
can you guess what song?? obviously not...
it's the beat to "sexyback"...
ocy goes: i'm bringing sexy back, yeah.
the crowd cheers
ocy: them other boys dunno how to act, yeah
and so on...
ending the song with: get your sexy own...
and we end the performance with ocy and i bowing in front of the stage...
crowd:
ocy was really optimistic about us winning best performance...
but then came along ACS Barker with their.....
breakdance performance...
woah...smoked...
then at the end of their performance,they did freestyle...
BEATBOX plus breakdancing!?!?
yikes...so go figure we got sorta...well...kinda...in a way....P3WNED
this might be the reason ocy doesn't want to perform anymore....
c'mon ocy don't be discouraged!! we don't have to perform to win any prize just perform for the love of it...
and the thrill of performing!!
(woah never thought i'd enjoy performing)
SCGS CAMPFIRE:
for THIS performance we wore our own clothes...
yay.
so...on the agenda tonight: "low" - flo rida, "everybody dance now", "mai hum" and actually i forgot what else..
up we go on stage
there are three mikes.
* * *
we come from the right:
* * * <>
ocy heads for the middle mike,which i was about to use:
* *(ocy) *
so i go to the one on the left:
*(me) *(ocy) *
why is this relevant?
you'll see...
so up we go...
i forgot how we started off
(weird i forgot more about this performance than the RGS,even though this one was more recent...must be getting old...=P)
so we did "low", ocy going: na nuh,na nuh nuh, na nuh nuh, na nuh nuh
(smth like the beginning tune)
and i start singing: shawty had them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur...
the whole club was looking at her...she hit the floor,next thing ya know, shawty got low(x8)
them baggy sweat pants.......and so on until the last word of the chorus, guess what it is??
ans: "low" -.-
unfortunately...the mike i was using was kinda soft so the crowd couldn't hear properly...
this is the cause of the problems
so on we go to do everybody dance now
ocy goes: bh, bh, bh bh, bh, bh, bhbh, bh, bh, bh bh, bh, bh, bhbh
i go in a high-pitched voice: everybody dance now!
yeah...so that's what we did.
finale:
ocy puts down the mike.
i squat next to the mike and....
baby freeze with my head next to the mike...
and i do my own beat...
(somehow the crowd underreacted(by my expectations) to my baby freeze...i dunno why)
and so we end off...
then off stage ocy goes: "shit lah your mike too soft sia"
me: "i was going to take the center mike but you took it instead:
ocy: "shit..."
and then blames himself for it...
in the end we didn't get best performance....
ocy says we lost to a bhangra dance...
cos' well that's what it was...
ah well...
still hope you'll perform with me for music fest thought...
pls??
aha...okay....night all i'm out
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Saturday, August 16, 2008
YCS Anniversary Day
reached there like 10.10 or smth like that...
darryl was calling me cos' he had nothing to do while waiting....
met gabriel goh there too...
the thing started late so darryl and i wandered around to begin with...
more retarded conversations between us as you probably expect(refering to previous post)
finally it started,with the kai hui jing
smth unexpxected was the intitiation rites...
wei chong was supposed to go and be intitiated...
but HE WAS LATE LOL cos' of some sjab thing...
ended up missing it altogether...
HAHA JACK!!!
then wei chong came(after it was all over) =D
then had icebreakers...
wei chong had to do forfeit HAH...
the "banana dance" :
LOLS!!
i was in the same group as wei chong and ivan!! hooray.!
First Game:
each member from the group must run to the end,pick up a marshmallow with mouth,then burst balloon on chair by sitting on it.
CATCH: before it even started we could see two things:
1.the balloons had ketchup in them!!
2.the marshmallows were covered with flour.
i was like: NOOO!! i didn't bring extra pants!!onli shirt...NNOO!!!
two letters : GG.
so...when it was my turn i ran and got a marshmallow...
it was SICK(in a bad way)
there were like a lot of extra ingredients...
like say pepper,i think ketchup and don't forget the flour...
then (against my better judgement) sat on the balloon..
...
...
...
FLUSH.
didn't get a chance to see how bad it looked...cos' i threw myself down and slid on the grass to try to erase the ketchup...
might have made it a lot worse...don't care...
in the end our group lost...Hargh...
Second Game:
pour condensed milk from cup to cup from first person to next
CATCH: can only use mouth...
if anyone has not seen or does not know what condensed milk is(like me)
just know that it's the opposite of "runny"
so there's the problem...(besides the oh so unimportant fact that we can only use our mouths)
yea managed it though...Stephanie(girl from YCS i met at music fest) was like saying:
"make out! lol" when i was passing the milk...
-.-...
hey not my fault can't use hands right??
Third Game:
captain's ball
CATCH: use of WATERBALLOONS as compared to standard ball.in case you don't know...there brings a problem cos' well,water balloons tend to burst when they're thrown and caught...and the thing about water balloons is...well...they have water in them.which should let you know the problem...(srry but i feel like condescending today,don't be insulted =))
we lost the game too...to put it briefly
you may just have noticed a SLIGHT similarity among YCS games.
yep,they all have a CATCH...
nothing straightfoward*(note this quote i will contradict it later)
anyway...Wei Chong made the unfortunate(for him that is,it was fortunate for US) to wear WHITE pants...
so...think back to the first game...sitting on ketchup...PROBABLY not the best idea ever...
=D =D =D we're so evil...look below: \/
heyhey!!lol!
then ser peng went like:"hey menstruation!
lol so i said "womenstruation"(cos' of the ketchup that looks like blood,and cos' wei chong is a woman after all...)
poor wei chong...that's gonna stay with him for a llooonngg time(as long as either me,ivan or darryl are around)(the name,not the ketchup stain)
so after the games we were given time to change...
i couldn't change my pants though....never mind it only looked like shit that's all...no big deal -.-
then came lunch...not exactly my taste...so i skipped most of it...were making jokes about wei chong disrupting the security camera with his ugly face... yes we're evil...yea...
a lot of our jokes are on wei chong...and he's bullied a lot by us(by "bullied" a mean on the receiving end of one of our "mega group hugs" he being in the center of our humungous crushing force(especially with darryl) but it's nothing too bad)i don't know why wei chong is the chosen victim...he just IS...
YCS birthday cake! i learned that YCS is 52 years old...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
after singing happy birthday(i didn't catch who the happy birthday was addressed to,though i assume they sang YCS) they cut a BIG chunk out and gave each school to finish it up...without forks(hey since when did EATING have a catch????)
so came about my most barbaric eating in a while(or possibly ever)...
ser peng was smearing cream on his face for some reason....helped him take photo but i don't have it =(
then came more games and stuff...like charades and all that...
here i will correct/contradict my previous quote*
the most straightforward game:
there are straws lying around.team that picks up the most wins.
ah but WAIT!
there IS a catch:we were just helping them clean up. -.-
cos' they had some plan for a game but no time to carry it out...(bet you THAT game would have had a catch!)
after all the games were done,praise and worship...we(ivan,gabriel,wei chong,ser peng,darryl(somewhat) and i) were like the only enthu ppl who were like making a chain(you know when everyone puts their arms around each other's shoulders then make a chain and sway to music?) and jumping up and down...oh well...
there was some sharing session...then finished off with more praise and worship.
ser peng had left for some reason though...so left the rest of us being enthu...
oh yah,and sometime during the day saw one guy trying to do flares,and (the same guy i think) doing INSANE headstands...kicking legs and spinning,even did no hand spin...sianz when can i do that????argh...(interesting though didn't know there were other bboys in YCS,thought only arthur)
after the whole anniversary was over...i went LAN for the second time in my life...
with gabriel and darryl and wei chong...
played CS cos' i didn't know how to play DOTA...(hey i'm not a LANner...i prefer spamming ps3 anyday)
i'm still a noob at CS though so didn't do so well...
got a few kills...(more than wei chong ha!)darryl and gabriel were the pro ones though...
and the last level they were teamed against wei chong and i...
and wei chong attacked me for FUN...
idiot...
so i bought a shotgun and went after him(next round)
haha...not much to say about it...
so, i won't say much about it =)
ah...really gotta get a time to post past events...i promise next time nothing interesting happens i'll post...(if i can recall what happened at all...my memory's not that good...must be my old age...haiz ;))
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Friday, August 15, 2008
scouts again...haiz...
today bio paper!
seemed a breeze to me...
i finished in twenty minutes, which is half of the total time...
i remember last time i finished a paper with loads of time to spare...
FLASHBACK!!
finished a maths paper with i think 40minutes to go...
after checking still had a LOONNGG way to wait till paper ended.
so what do i do?
i first start off with finding what 365452434 multiplied by 83427 is.
(manually,the long way.)(that's not the actual values,but they're somewhat close)
got the answer(after exam found out it was wrong though...=(... )
then i pondered over (x+y)squared...
then on to (x+y)cubed...
then on to (x+y)to the power of four...
then on to (x+y)to the power of five...
and yes even on to (x+y)to the power of SIX
after that still had time...
so i figure...what the heck?
do (x-y)squared...
do (x-y)cubed...
so on until to the power of four...
(x-y is more difficult to do than x+y)
=P
see? oh and btw for that paper i got 99...proof that i'm a genius!! =)
i wrote a rhyme about it that starred as my msn personal for a while:
for maths, i got 99, i finished the paper in half the time,you ain't seen nothing yet,if not then try to beat that!
=) (i'm a poetic AND mathematic genius!!) =P
anyway back to TODAY...
in the early morning...
today i came to school mega early again...
and still kevin was there earlier than me... o.O
woah...
anyway went for assumption mass after that...exams was postponed till later cos' of mass
just realised something:
today's the last day of exams.
seems weird i'm not rejoicing huh?
well i guess that's just me...
whether it's exams or not i'm just happy-go-lucky...
it's both a blessing and a curse... =P
(i'd say it's more of a blessing...but then i'm me) =P
anyway...after bio paper was double period of mother tongue...
luckily cut short by delayed exams =)
yay.
recess.i would have practised more six step =>baby.
but yi xiang was outside class....
and he's been making fun of me lately...
not saying i don't mind...
but i'm not pissed or anything...
i'm a good natured guy =)
no joke...i'm one of the more difficult to piss people in my class,along with julian...
yea...i think julian is "impossible to be pissed".seriously.
after recess history,then science then english,then PSE(personal social ed)
after school was scouts again...
noo!!
one of the reasons i like exams...CCA standdown...
but no more!!
waah.
did SRIC today...
which is basically some first aid exercise thingy...
interesting today...matthias punished me...by making me do a baby freeze for the duration of the debriefing...
which was well over a minute...maybe two.
=) yay i can hold a baby quite well.even though i just relearned it! =D
my wrists were hurting like hell immediately after it...and my arms were freaking tired...
but it wore off quickly...i hope this means my wrists are getting stronger...
ocy is pissed at me?
cos' i called him SHB again...
lol i just wanted him to perform with me...just once more...to relive the moments when we got applause
from the crowd...the joy of performing...the fun of rehearsing and coming up with songs/beats...
remember that ocy?that is the true spirit of beatboxing...(i not sure but that probably is)
pls ocy??consider leh...pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls...
plz??
...
...
...
okae...back to...where was i?
oh...yeah i was just about to finish up.
just to let you listen to a song that i heard during some guitar performance school forced us to attend.
it's called Start,by Depapepe.
the concert was called Labor Amoris II.
before the concert(at CJC PAC),my teacher was taking pictures.
she took one of me doing a baby freeze(see on top...the photo that says breakdancing the day away)
and some of the class and some of kevin raj and i(see below to the right...photo that has title "Yo")
well here it is.Start by Depapepe.enjoy
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Thursday, August 14, 2008
another day of exams
that's about half an hour earlier than usual.
wow the track was like totaly dark...
so i went to the canteen first.
ser peng came and he looked tired....
though it was early... -.-
so,went to track and found four other guys there alrdy,
at like 6.40??those guys always come to school this early??
anyway today was lit...
unseen poem...so didn't have to study! =D
yay.
was kinda okay...but the poem was a bit...well...abstract...
not sure...ah never mind.
it's over that's all i know =)
quick run down of days lessons
bio,then lit,recess,then history,then maths,then mother tongue
too lazy to give you a description of everything =P
after school went to yong han's house to study bio...
on the bus darryl called me, and yong han picked up.
a minute of darryl being confused by the multiple 'justins' later...
i was the one actually talking to him.
darryl: where are you?
me: in a bus.
darryl: why you taking bus?
me: a few reasons:
1. cos' where i'm going is too far for me too walk.
2. taxi is too expensive
3. i am too young to have a driver's liscence
4. i can't afford a nissan skyline which is the only car i'll ever drive
darryl: good point. WHY NEVER WAIT FOR ME??
me: six reasons:
1. you were too slow
2. i was too fast
3. you were later than me
4. i was earlier than you
5. i'm not going the same way as you
6. you're not going the same way as me.
darryl:...okay bye.
ha another lame conversation between darryl and i.
at yong han's house, were supposed to study bio.
WE DID alright?
surprisingly i was the one who wanted to study more,
despite the fact that,well,i don't care about studying...=P
practised six step to baby freeze when i was bored.
starting to get the hang of it...i think...i hope... =(
corrected(or tried to correct) yong han's six step.
he keeps trying to combine the third and fourth step...
and i showed him the 'whip' style...which he was not doing........
not to be condescending or anything...but seeing yong han's six step
made me feel better about my own footwork
(okay...maybe that WAS very condescending...SORRY yong han) =P
nothing much after i got back...yong han didn't send me the vids...cos' he not online...waah...i want those vids... T_T
i know this blog is kinda dull without pics...
so i shall post a few from enrichment day...where we went to...
well i don't remember frankly...=P
here they are:
wow...so many graveyards... =( war is a BAD thing
woah big cannon...(12-inch)
would make good ammo...but it's GLUED TO THE SPOT!!!
this must be a sign...rays of light shining through the overcrowding despair and pressure and stress.... =)
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
am i dead??
quite okay,though had problems with first few questions...
(actually i don't really care now cos it's over)
we had com studies after that,so luckily i brought my casette.
the funniest thing happened while filming.
we had like 30 minutes,and no props
so we filmed the "dead people after war" scene.
moses group joined us and helped as extra dead people.
and moses was smiling even though he was supposed to be dead.
yah...dead people tend not to be smiling,especially if they were killed by
enemies...
not the funny part.
for my role as dead person i was supposed to lie dead at the stairwell,
so i do just that.
then i hear a voice going:
"boy,what are you doing?"
i try to continue my role but the voice asks again:
"what are you doing?"
(no,i'm NOT dead...and the voice isn't god or anything like that)
just so happens a teacher's coming down the stairs and sees me lying there...
and yeah i just HAPPEN to be pretending to be dead...
so you can imagine.
anyway i got up and he was still asking:"boy what are you doing?"
i went like: uh...video editing
he goes: "oh,sorry i didn't realise,you gave me a shock"
like, LOL??
would make a good blooper except kevin didn't film it... =(
after that english...why would you care, actually??i mean seriously, no offense to anyone but why would you want to know every single detail of my school and life??
then again...it is a blog....i dunno...ah well
recess,my breakdance time.
before next period starts i head back to class,and karthik happens to be going that way too(not that that's surprising,what's surprising is he's going at the same time as me)
so,back at class,i hand my wallet to karthik and practice handstands...
(which i cannot do properly)
and also the ever elusive(for me) SIX STEP TO BABY FREEZE...using the correct method as taught by matthias.
kinda okay(for the second day i'm learning it i guess)...
core skills was slack after recess,
then guitar...
i got the song al right,but we learned the base,which well kinda worried me cos' my blister hasn't quite healed yet...(no thanks to nicholas)
then came maths,
and we got our results back! o.O
as i said,mrs khoo marks FAST...
anyway,i got 31.5 out of 40...
which is 78.125,an A1.
yay.
leaving school with darryl,met...ocy!
he was going esso so i went along and bought doughnuts.
darryl,being the good loyal friend that he is,tagged along too.
then walking to the bus stop...
.
.
.
.
missed the bus.
i figured...since we missed the bus why not take the long way
to the road junction and cross instead of the overhead bridge
darryl followed me...
then he went why not go to the bus stop further down?
me: ...uh...no thanks
in the end as we reach the road junction we see the bus coming...
darryl asks me to go BACK to the bus stop we would have taken originally.
i wait for the light to go to the other bus stop cos' i don' want to waste my effort walking there then walking back to the bus stop in that direction...
like: go <, then go ^(across the road),then go >(back to the bus stop)
when we could have gone just ^ cross the road via overhead bridge
so i move on to the bus stop further that way.< ...and we miss a second bus... darryl gets pissed at me... so we walk to the bus stop further down... and wait... lol yes we both no life... =P and darryl admitted NEW FOUND GLORY is not so bad... though it ROCKS reach back my grandma's house,again spam ps3 then went home....... hey...tomorrow's lit,why bother studying when it's unseen?? like...duh no point that's all... oh and i'd like to give some props to ocy... you've got a great sense of humour man...though it's a retarded and lame one... don't let one bad result get you down...it's not right to have a humourless ocy =) (no this is not an attempt to butter you up so you will accept my invitation to perform with me for next year's music fest...) though i'd appreciate it if you did =)
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
TA3 begins...
yay!as long as it's not history...
anyway the maths paper was quite easy...
no real problems...
though i got maybe 2 questions wrong...
not like me to see how many marks i lost so i don't really care =P
after maths paper was PE!?
i thot no pe so didn't bring pe....
noooo detention!!! waah
tried to do pull ups,but obviously i CAN'T...
duh...im like 60kg
not that strong okae?
bio was something about xylem for practical...
weird the test is on fri and we're doing practical??
okay...
got goosebumps when mr tan showed us the xylem tubes...
dunno why...i just get goosebumps sometimes when i see weird things
(wei chong's face is one example) =P
after reccess(nothing much),RME,then maths lesson
turns out mrs khoo alrdy marked a bit of the paper,
and she was like, you all don't know anything
or smth like that...
o.O
she marks FAST...
after chinese,sch finish! yay
nooo got detention...went with christopher(sin)
outside pe dept. about to go in when we heard alfred nathan shouting...
we got a big shock...like...woah is he shouting at US??
(he wasn't though...
in the end we had to clean the pe store
(we being christopher and i, minus the other four who were supposed to turn up)
only took like 10minutes though...
after that met darryl queing at the photocopy shop.
then matthias came along...
what did i talk about??
BREAKDANCING!!
asked him about six step to baby,then he asked ian to show me...
went to pull up bars,he taught me the method(proper)
he said i should stop doing the noob method of baby
(not my fault...i didn't even learn from anybody,or anyTHING,i just heard arthur saying support yr leg with your elbow last YCS march camp,then i just tried and i learned it) HA beat that!try learning without any tutoring but just something you heard from someone......
i was like...ow,i bruised my hip....waah
went back with darryl,
talking crap the whole way,
sent him more dragonforce songs...
seriously darryl you're a metal freak =P
reached grandma house,spammed ps3
today one of those rare days i come back earlier than my bro...
side info:
i go to my grandma's house everyday after school,
then i go home in the evening,
so,my ps3 is at my grandma's house,my com is at my own house...
went back at like 8,which is kinda late...
(hey that rhymes!im a poet and i didn't even know it)
haha laamee...
added darryl to my links...
(darryl has a blog? o.O)
this post kinda long huh?
(compared to previous ones)
i dunno why...just recounting everything that happened today...
just some random remixed lyrics of 'she will be loved' by Maroon 5:(chorus)
I don't like spending any day,
anywhere near you whether sun or rain,
look for the girl, with the ugly smile,
don't,even let her stay a while,
and she won't be loved,and she won't be loved...
=D haha no offense to Maroon 5,this song is very nice...
just being random(btw you can listen to this song below in the playlist)
SPECIAL!!! MASS CONV
YAY just had a mass conv courtesy of "masked musician"
(whom kevin still has no idea who is) =)
i like mass conv...
i advertised my blog lol...
they mixed me up with another of their friends called justin...
like lol wth.....
i think masked musician's friends are a bit weird.......
and one of them added me on msn...
that's the third one.....lol
i said i was JC 2....don't think they doubted it...
proves im very mature right??
haha stop puking...i'm just joking
any one feeling confused about the terms i use?
should include a dictionary or smth to let ppl who don't know me at all
(not many who visit this blog,but for the sake of any random passer-by)
cos' i use some random terms that might not register with one's normal perspective of "normal"
also you might not know everybody whom i mention in this blog.
i'll try and inclue the list/dictionary in the next post.
meantime, stay fresh yo!
Payce out,
BBoy Jay-Z-D